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dontsitaround:

Let’s look at the facts: 1) In “The best superpower” Soren stops time (or freeze people). 2) In “Four best movie universe to die in” Soren says he has “willed” his parents’ dog to go to a specific Heaven. 3) In “7 horrifying lessons hidden in movies about childhood” Soren says normal human aging is confusing to him. 4) In “11 movie alternate universes with horrifying  downsides” Soren is seen teleporting/jumping between dimensions. 5) In “Why everyone wants to have sex with vampires” he talks about puberty as something other people went through, not him. 6) In “Why Disney’s Aladdin is secretly horrifying” he is very invested in the Genie’s entrapment in the lamp. By the end of the episode he admits to projecting his own problems/situation unto the Genie. 7) In “Why Peter Pan is propaganda for perverts” he says that he has a phobia of aging, but also seem to think it’s something that’s natural, just not to HIM and he would prefer to avoid it. 8) He is overall convinced he is better than the people surrounding him, and apparently people feel drawn to him according to Daniel. Most of these could just be because Soren thinks of himself as better/more important than others, but combined with his supernatural powers I propose Soren isn’t a human at all, but actually a powerful creature trapped in a mortal body he doesn’t know how to escape from. His powers might cause him to age slower than humans, but it’s happening, and he might die with the body which isn’t natural at all to him, hence his intense fear of aging. And sure, he has talked about his parents and early years, but we don’t know how long he has been trapped, under which circumstances, or if he’s just trying to seem more human to avoid trouble.

This would explain Soren’s preternatural hand-eye coordination:


Can I just say I love that we’re making head-cannons about After Hours?

*imagines a cannon-headed person*

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dontsitaround:

Let’s look at the facts:

1) In “The best superpower” Soren stops time (or freeze people).

2) In “Four best movie universe to die in” Soren says he has “willed” his parents’ dog to go to a specific Heaven.

3) In “7 horrifying lessons hidden in movies about childhood” Soren says normal human aging is confusing to him.

4) In “11 movie alternate universes with horrifying  downsides” Soren is seen teleporting/jumping between dimensions.

5) In “Why everyone wants to have sex with vampires” he talks about puberty as something other people went through, not him.

6) In “Why Disney’s Aladdin is secretly horrifying” he is very invested in the Genie’s entrapment in the lamp. By the end of the episode he admits to projecting his own problems/situation unto the Genie.

7) In “Why Peter Pan is propaganda for perverts” he says that he has a phobia of aging, but also seem to think it’s something that’s natural, just not to HIM and he would prefer to avoid it.

8) He is overall convinced he is better than the people surrounding him, and apparently people feel drawn to him according to Daniel.

Most of these could just be because Soren thinks of himself as better/more important than others, but combined with his supernatural powers I propose Soren isn’t a human at all, but actually a powerful creature trapped in a mortal body he doesn’t know how to escape from. His powers might cause him to age slower than humans, but it’s happening, and he might die with the body which isn’t natural at all to him, hence his intense fear of aging.

And sure, he has talked about his parents and early years, but we don’t know how long he has been trapped, under which circumstances, or if he’s just trying to seem more human to avoid trouble.

This would explain Soren’s preternatural hand-eye coordination:

Can I just say I love that we’re making head-cannons about After Hours?

*imagines a cannon-headed person*

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itsgeekyinhere:

Doing the do with you know who

The greatest mystery of all time solved…What Neville forget to remember in that scene.

All of this is important.

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capnbiceps:

My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.

look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.

zealouscorgi:

capnbiceps:

My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.

look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.

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errandofmercy:

themyskira:

I will always be proud of you. — Rat Queens #8

oh my god

I am dead

who made this and what is the fastest method to give them ALL OF MY MONEY

I need all of the this in my life.

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nowtheresanideaalfrey:

… These kids will rule the world.

THE LAST ONE THO.

I need these children

When the blind lead the blind, get out the way. #profound

But number 8

makeitearlgrey:

abiblr:

entelijan:

echelonsohma:

nowtheresanideaalfrey:

… These kids will rule the world.

THE LAST ONE THO.

I need these children

When the blind lead the blind, get out the way. #profound

But number 8

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merlinwasslytherin:

misterkevo:

theadventuresofpam:

Harry was the favorite kid and he wasn’t even an official part of the family

Because Molly knows exactly how the Dursleys treat him. There’s no way Ron wouldn’t tell her. And Molly Weasley is a Mother. She gets a capital M because she is goddamn phenomenal at what she does. When she hears Harry Potter is on the train to Hogwarts in Book 1, her reaction isn’t to be starstruck. It’s to say “that poor dear had to come here all on his own.” Molly Weasley loves harder than anyone. She loves like it’s her sole reason for being. And when she hears there’s a poor boy who has never known love his whole life… how could she not?

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annabellioncourt:

There’s a lovely old English myth that if someone who truely loved and trusted the werewolf called it by name that it would turn back to human.
Others include throwing their human clothes at it and it’d turn back but that’s a bit less romantic

annabellioncourt:

There’s a lovely old English myth that if someone who truely loved and trusted the werewolf called it by name that it would turn back to human.

Others include throwing their human clothes at it and it’d turn back but that’s a bit less romantic

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